If Tumblr Was A City

Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
Sherlockians: Would run the police force
Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
Mass Effect fans: Would run the space station.
Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans: Would inflict Penalty Games on the Avenger fans for stealing their gimmick of trading card games